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malkovich

A verb used to describe when someone quickly and unexpectedly (and comically) delivers a single jab to someone's face, possibly as an interruption to their conversation; also used as a noun to identify such a jab.

Taken from the movie 'Burn After Reading' when John Malkovich suddenly punches Brad Pitt in the face in the car.
At lunch today, Grace was rambling so much about her boyfriend that I wanted to malkovich her to shut her up.

As the bouncer tried breaking up the melee, one of the guys turned around and gave him a quick malkovich before resuming beating the other guy's ass.
by Borgus August 16, 2009
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Malcolmaniac

A die-hard fan of the enormously funny show Malcolm In the Middle. Malcolmaniacs are those who keep up to date on the show's characters, buy full season DVDs, name their pets after the characters, chat on his message board, or anything else that may contibute to supporting the shows ratings and advertising revenue.
Malcolmaniacs are crazy!
by billberto March 19, 2005
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malcolmtent

A giant erection. Derived from the slang phrase, "to pitch a tent"; however, it is know that people named Malcolm (Malcolm X, Malcolm in the Middle, Dr Malcolm, etc.) all create large tents.
Onlooker: Whoa!! That's a huge erection!!
Malcolm Lastname: Ya, I pitched a malcolmtent eh? Bet you're jealous!
Onlooker: I sure am!! It's like a... ...circus tent!!
by Major Malcolm February 9, 2008
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Malcolm

Northern Irish slang for someone who will never lose their virginity.
Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.
"That lanky prick Matthew is going to be a Malcolm forever."
by TheRussian01 June 7, 2018
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Malcolm

A sexy guy that is so kind and awesome. He is fun to be around and is super helpful and caring.
Malcolm is a great guy
by Urban truth teller May 14, 2018
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Scorpius Malfoy

The Son Of Draco Malfoy And Astoria Greengrass. He Is Usually Paired With Rose Weasly Daughter Of Ron And Herimone.
Rose; Scorpius Malfoy is freakin Hot
Lily; Calm The Hell Down
Rose; Why He is Sexy
by MorganIsSoWeird May 3, 2009
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draco malfoy

A snobbish and hineous character from the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, whose main role in the general plot can be described as a permanent attempt to make Harry's life hell.
Hints of Draco's alleged homosexuality or extreme sex-appeal will not be found in the novels but in numerous sites devoted to fan-fiction.
by ^^ February 27, 2004
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