A verb used to describe when someone quickly and unexpectedly (and comically) delivers a single jab to someone's face, possibly as an interruption to their conversation; also used as a noun to identify such a jab.
Taken from the movie 'Burn After Reading' when John Malkovich suddenly punches Brad Pitt in the face in the car.
Taken from the movie 'Burn After Reading' when John Malkovich suddenly punches Brad Pitt in the face in the car.
At lunch today, Grace was rambling so much about her boyfriend that I wanted to malkovich her to shut her up.
As the bouncer tried breaking up the melee, one of the guys turned around and gave him a quick malkovich before resuming beating the other guy's ass.
As the bouncer tried breaking up the melee, one of the guys turned around and gave him a quick malkovich before resuming beating the other guy's ass.
by Borgus August 16, 2009
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Malcolmaniacs are crazy!
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A giant erection. Derived from the slang phrase, "to pitch a tent"; however, it is know that people named Malcolm (Malcolm X, Malcolm in the Middle, Dr Malcolm, etc.) all create large tents.
Onlooker: Whoa!! That's a huge erection!!
Malcolm Lastname: Ya, I pitched a malcolmtent eh? Bet you're jealous!
Onlooker: I sure am!! It's like a... ...circus tent!!
Malcolm Lastname: Ya, I pitched a malcolmtent eh? Bet you're jealous!
Onlooker: I sure am!! It's like a... ...circus tent!!
by Major Malcolm February 9, 2008
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Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.
Derived from the words, 'Mal for lack of and 'colm' sounding like cum.
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by Urban truth teller May 14, 2018
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by MorganIsSoWeird May 3, 2009
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Hints of Draco's alleged homosexuality or extreme sex-appeal will not be found in the novels but in numerous sites devoted to fan-fiction.
Hints of Draco's alleged homosexuality or extreme sex-appeal will not be found in the novels but in numerous sites devoted to fan-fiction.
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