muppetfication

The sexual act of inserting ones hand into anothers rectum far enough to control the muscles that contol the use of the mouth. Although this normaly results in death it shoud never be performed on a person who is already dead. Always use a glove when performing this act because it can lead to the transmission of std's. This is more commonly called puppeting and is becoming more common everyday.

Person 1: Whoa!, what are you doing down there?

Person 2: I thought you said you liked muppetfication?
Come on, it only hurts alittle at first.

Person 1: Get you hand away from my rectum.

by Poor Icabod March 2, 2010

muppere

Visitor from Pittsburgh area to Northwest Pennsylvania. Named for common local contraction for "I am up here"

"Muppere from Pittsburgh, you know where's the nearest Bennigan's?"

by NDNDND May 8, 2006

muppie

Like "yuppie" but middle aged. AKA Middle-aged Urban Professional

There were so many muppies at Home Depot on Saturday, I couldn't find a parking spot.

by Lindsay Van April 22, 2006

muppet

See arsenal supporter.

Shut up, you southern muppet.

by Tajiri February 1, 2005

muppie

Like "yuppie" but metro sexual. AKA Metro sexual Urban Professional.

Metro sexual has overpowered middle aged men in urban professionalism within the past 5 years. The terms popularity has grown largely, and is known as a major target group for products in todays society.

The muppie is in the bathroom shaving.

The target audience we are aiming towards for our hair product is more the muppie than your average yuppie.

by Kelci MacDonald July 20, 2008

nefarious muppet

Someone without intelligence who tries to make up for it by turning to the devil.

Usually from Plymouth.

"Get away from me you spawn of satan. What are you, a nefarious muppet?!?!?"

by Sexy Bint January 1, 2005

MOW MUPPETS

The act of shooting up noobs in paintball or a first person shooter video game.

Last weekend we went paintballing and it was total mow muppets

by Stevo! December 8, 2006