hot mess

Someone who usually looks sexy or hot but for some reason looks bad at that moment.

Beyonce look a hot mess on T.V.

by Jae Zee September 19, 2006

Hot Mess

Typically referred to a female's hair being out of regulations or generally messy. It could also refer to not being prepared, clumsy, and just all round scatter brained.

"Hey SSgt Brown you better fix your bun, you look like a hot mess right now."

"I hate it when Senior Airman Robin gives briefings he's always a hot mess."

by Aeroach May 12, 2014

hot mess

When someone displays themselves in a crazy/silly manner verbally or by appearance.

I told my girl she was a 'hot mess' after she referred to the older gray-haired woman on the dancefloor as "Old-Pu$$y."

by MartiniGirl June 8, 2005

hot mess

really bad trouble; awful mess

We are in a hot mess in Iraq.

by bearian February 14, 2007

hot sketch mess fest

A sketchy messed up situation that has an undeniable sexiness.

Inviting that guy you just met to house sit with you was a total hot sketch mess fest.

by kwad March 26, 2010

make a mess

co-mingling of body fluids, wet spot, etc

lets' make a mess!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Hot Mess

A flaming tool that enjoys iPhones, dudes, Casper, putting from the rough, smokin' pole, and lightin doobies.

Ryan Smith is a hot mess.

by Wilbur Twotools February 24, 2008