Milf

Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.

Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Kettering September 29, 2008

milf

Stands for 'Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck'. Generally used in internet conversations as a way of winding up your friend.

Tom: Wow, your mom is hot!
Jack: What?
Tom: She's milf!

by Posa-D December 28, 2005

milf and cookies

1 Why we all go to Jon's house. (m.i.l.f., mom id like to fuck)
2 When you Pound Big Mama.

Hey ya'll milf and cookies at Jon's tonight

by anonymous369 October 10, 2005

MILF

Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.

If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.

Dude, Brian's mom is a total MILF.

by Alphonze May 31, 2011

Meilin Lee

A lovey-dovey red-haired 13-year-old girl who's way too proud of being Canadian.

I'm Meilin Lee. Ever since I turned 13, I've been doing my own thing, making my own moves. 24/7, 3/65. I wear what I want, say what I want, and I will not hesitate to do a spontaneous cartwheel if I feel so moved! Crap! Not to brag, but being 13 means I'm officially a grown-up, at least according to the Toronto Transit Commission. (Good for you). *gets out math homework* All about that hustle, am I right? (Random man on the bus awkwardly looks away).

by tikkispotsonhaaa April 4, 2022

MILF

Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.

"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"

by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

milf

Mom I Love Forever! Non sexual definition.

My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day

by Jonathan Rowe December 27, 2008