Alphonze's definitions
Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.
If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.
If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.
by Alphonze May 31, 2011
Get the MILFmug.