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sondre lerche

The most sexiest man in the whole wide world. I loves him.
Have you heard the Velvet Viking yet? Hes AMAZING
by BobMarley January 18, 2005
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midnight lunch

A social meal enjoyed in the middle of the night. Less formal than a regular dinner, yet more sexually productive than a mid-day lunch, the midnight lunch makes for the perfect compromise offered to a booty-call desiring a meal and a public appearance, yet not deserving of prime-time pricing.

Since most fine restaurants are closed at this time, one can get away with treating their date to an economical meal at Denny's or a taco shop while appearing to be the victim of circumstance, rather than just cheap.
"Hey Steve, Boquisha was telling her girls you two went out on a date last Tuesday, is that true?"
-Clarence

"Hardly, she came over and we went in the jacuzzi and did our thing. I got hungry after so I decided to treat her to a midnight lunch at Bennigans."
- Steve

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"Hey baby, I saw you were online, thought you might be up for a little swim and a midnight lunch..."
-Boy

"Sounds good, I love Denny's ranch dressing, do you have a wifebeater I can borrow? I lost my swimsuit.."
-Girl
by Ruhbee! December 9, 2007
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A boxers lunch

Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.
Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kitchen, time for a boxers lunch.
by the oob November 27, 2004
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sack lunch mustache

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.
That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.
by Goat October 8, 2003
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sack lunch

Presenting your balls to someone to be sucked and or licked.
Lay down on your back Cindy, Ive got a sack lunch for you!
by slikkpie April 25, 2005
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Luchford

An absolute legend who maims all at everything and has and abnormally large penis
Crack head: Oh my god your penis is huge!
Luchford: I know im a luchford!
by GargoyleMachine July 24, 2010
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lunch

by johnyknight August 29, 2013
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