Lord of the Mysteries

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

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Lord Chumbo

A fat pink god of belly buttons that is said to travel around galaxies

Lord Chumbo destroyed planet Gustarch

by MrPicklesWorth January 17, 2019

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lord forneus

a derogatory nickname for describing a fellow who is just a little bit gross

Person A: My favourite artist just posted another William Afton piss kink drawing.
Person B: Wow, they're such a Lord Forneus, wouldn't you say?
Person A: Totally.

by keikoloid May 29, 2022

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An Argentine professional footballer that made a fake retirement after he sent his penalty to Mars in Copa America 2016 Final. He cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Team, but he still playing for Argentina.

Ramsey, "Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like a retirement lord."

by I hate Messi December 23, 2020

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Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a dark wizard. Who lead an army of death eaters, trolls, dementors, werewolves, and even vampires into two wizarding wars. Otherwise known as he who must not be named, killed Lilly and James Potter when looking to create the seventh horcrux. As well as trying to kill Harry Potter to complete the prophecy. In 1998 during the battle of Howarts, Lord Voldemort fought against Harry Potter, whom ricoched the elder wand and KILLED VOLDEMORT! 1926-1998

Lord Voldemort has returned. It is I Lord Voldemort, have you come to die.

by AwesomeGamer1963 April 2, 2019

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