leather

To the guy saying "Wear your own skin": WE ARE WEARING OUR OWN SKIN. If you bitch about me wearing leather then I will kick your ass.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Full length

British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).

"Scott managed to squeeze off a full length on Monday."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

leatherskin

A woman approximately in her 40s whom loves def leppard, has a smoker's voice and very thickly tanned skin (or hide) developed from years of ultraviolet abuse. They can typically be found in had stations located within southeastern beach communities.

"Oh no, here comes a leatherskin! Don't let her touch you, you'll get hepatitis."

by laika_the_dog March 2, 2015

Leather Star

Another word for anus. Describing the appearance of the anus.

I was elbow deep in her leather star.

by The UnNamed one January 30, 2009

Leather Tulips

Camel toe

Dude: 'Dude, that chick has major leather tulips going on in those tight pants.'

Dude 2: 'Stop pointing out disgusting girls to me. You're the worst wingman ever.'

by jgrizzlins October 24, 2009

Leather necking

The act of serving in the Marine Corps. Any Marine will know the proud heritage of a leather neck.

Timmy knew the proud tradition that his leather necking father fought for.

by Devonpooh October 6, 2011

Leatherpuss

Noun: An older woman who has become sexually frustrated and can no loner attract men. This leads her to hate men in general. The first stage in Leatherpuss evolution, followed by Lesbian Leatherpuss, and Desertpuss
Etymology: Named for the leathery exterior of their vagina. Singular and plural form: Leatherpuss

Ex 1: The embittered woman became a Leatherpuss, blaming everything that went wrong in her life on men.
Ex 2: Most of my coworkers were Leatherpuss, old crones who hated the world.
Ex 3: A bone dry, crusty vagina probably belongs to a Leatherpuss.

Ex 4: The feminist rally had some legitimate members, but some were Leatherpuss who just hated men

by The Leathery May 22, 2013