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laura jean 

Laura jean’s are typically strong, hard headed, they fucking know what they want and they’re gonna get it. They are hard to put into words; unique just like the name. If you’re lucky enough to meet a Laura jean don’t let that biddy go.
Boy: hey what’s your name?

Girl: Laura jean

Boy: oh shit what’s up LJ
laura jean by Yardikno2 December 11, 2019
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Laura Ingraham

Conservative: Did you read Ann Coulter's new novel where she attacks the liberal media?

poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.

Conservative: Is it any good?

poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
Laura Ingraham by Ludwig Von Mises February 16, 2008

laura johnson

The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.
Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous

Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend

Laura Johnson: smiles
laura johnson by ItsHelloGuineaPig November 11, 2017

Laura-pearl 

The most caring, loyal and trustworthy person you will ever meet, the best friend you could ever have! She is shy with people she doesn't know, but is really a super crazy, hyper and happy person. Is usually positive, but some things can bring her down.

Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.

The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.

Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
"Do you know who Laura-pearl is?" "She's my babe!"

Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.

Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?

Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?

Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........

Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.

Ross: Yeah........I bet.
Laura-pearl by Jayasum December 5, 2017

Laura sexual 

a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.
boy: are you lesbian?
person that is laura sexual: nah fam im laura.
Laura sexual by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020

laura.dupain 

MY OTHER NEWEST MUTUAL I LOVE THEIR SHERA CONTENT I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET BUT THEY MAKE ME WANNA WATCH IT 😁😁
laura.dupain is the best shera content creator

Laura Kate 

The nicest and cutest girl you will meet. You could fall for her by just looking at her.
You are so Laura Kate gorgeous
Laura Kate by Laura Kate October 3, 2016