Blue Laser

Terrorist fighting group and arch rivals of the Cheat Commandos reported to HQ in nana's backyard

Blue Laser HATES you sooo much!

by Private Plug of the Homestarmy July 25, 2004

Later day

"See you later today", similar to later and Later Dayz . Not to be used in a genuine manner. Delivered in a mocking tone.

'Late!

Later day, dudes!

by Ronnie Regan May 21, 2004

laser seismograph

A highly accurate instrument which measures movement less than a millimetre deep inside the earth

The laser seismograph said there was a slight quake underneath the earth's surface.

by Nafeesa January 9, 2006

laser vision

improved vision one has achieved following laser eye surgery

I love my laser vision; I don't need glasses anymore.

by Kevin Niksarli July 3, 2009

Laser Taggart

The art of a male (typically in his late teens or twenties) seeing and picking an attractive female located some distance away. Once the female target has been chosen, the male then sprints towards her, tackles her to the ground, and has his way with her.

Is named thus because it was invented during a game of laser tag. Also, it is important to note that in most countries, it is considered rape.

John: You see that hot girl across the courtyard?
Jude: Yeah.
John: I'm about to Laser Taggart the shit out of her!

by BradGibbons August 24, 2011

Lasner

Light Amplification by Stimulated Nocturnal Emission Radiation. This phenomenon occurs when a dude has a wet dream so intense that a laser beam shoots out of his penis.

"Dude, bro....last night I had a LASNER. It shot straight through my tightey whiteys up into the ceiling. The upstairs neighbors called the cops and now I gotta pay for the damages. Shit's fucked cuz I was dreaming about YOUR MOM! You owe me a beer!"

by Chip N Crisp January 12, 2013

Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013