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LANCED

To die a cruel and unusual death by boredom, PowerPoint, charts, and emergency drill procedures. Known to cause blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.
I was sucked into an emergency meeting today and my partner was Lanced; I'm going to miss him.
by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023
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Lanced

A cruel and unusual form of death from PowerPoint, charts, long meetings, and emergency management procedures. Known to cause Blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored, Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.
I am glad I didn't go to that meeting, it was a certain death from being Lanced.
by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023
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Lance

A handsome and gentle boy who just loves to see people smile he loves people who understands him the most.
lance is great guy
by Kiroha May 13, 2023
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Lance

good sex man. Hot sexy bed sexy sex man.
A Lance sure would be useful in this situation in which I need a "good sex man. Hot sexy sex man."
by mista_white_yo December 31, 2022
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Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".
Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.
by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023
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Lance

A Lance is a man with a plan and nothing could get in the way of his plan. He is very persuasive and smart but he is also kind and caring . Lance is the best lover with the most handsome body. He could get any girl he wants but only chooses the best. He is a hard worker and very strict on himself to look his utter best. You hit the bullseye when Lance is you boyfriend as he is very entertaining and also a very good kisser. He will always leave you satisfied
You kiss like a Lance
Make a Lance plan
Look at that professional, he must be a Lance
by Azrielli November 21, 2021
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Lance

Lance's are the type of people to get good grades but say they're dumb. They always have a right hand man that has a somewhat common name (ex. Troy, Eric, etc.). They are usually good at acting dumb around some people and the smart around others.
Hey Troy, Lance is back.
by shorteater69 December 3, 2021
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