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Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty
by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010
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Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.
She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants
by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 17, 2008
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murder log

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"
by _wiener June 2, 2020
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Flesh Log

Damn that D Whore was up on my Flesh Log.
by Milli February 12, 2006
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breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.
I have just finished having a breakfast log
by Solo Echo February 14, 2018
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Bison Log

A big old throb'n cock
Fred: I heard Keri rode Jose's Bison Log for hours last night.
Barney: Yeah, females love the Bison.
by Bisonlog August 20, 2008
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log and a wink

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...
Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable
by OBIE9 January 26, 2012
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