Maynard James Keenan

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.

An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?

by simpson74 August 6, 2010

Koenig

{Ko-Nig} To pull a Koenig, a person that misses an unmissable shot in any sport.

Brendan had a wide open net, but pulled a Koenig.

by Spencer Ryan November 10, 2008

Keenan

Often a mixed or black boy Keenan is known to get gyaldem and bang on the opps.He often wears armani or nike and is stingy with money. Most Keenans are kingpin drug dealers or gang members.If you chat shit he will probably pull a 15 inch knife on you.

"Did you hear about that gay yute keenan" Keenan walks in and stabs him while smoking a zoot

by JayFromThe2's June 15, 2018

KeEnA

Some l33t mother fucker.

You are a "KeEnA"

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Kenan

used to describe an underage shawn mendes fan using discord

I'm about to ban this Kenan from my discord server

by CQ18 February 8, 2021

kaenat

An endearing term applied to newborns with excess birthweight

Person 1: That baby is a total kaenat
Person 2: you must be mistaken, thats actually a whale

by Oxbridgedropout October 19, 2018

Keenan

Ginger

You see that Ginger over there

Ya he is a keenan

by The best ginger in the world September 17, 2019