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Keith Buckley

Keith Buckley is the vocalist and lyricist of the band Every Time I Die. Basically, he's a singer, screamer, lyricist, writer, social commentator, English teacher, miscreant, karaoke enthusiast, Maury disciple, sex symbol, and masochist.
If you aren't Keith Buckley, don't bother talking to me.
by Call me Shoulders June 16, 2012
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The Keith Effect

A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.
Examples of the Keith Effect:

Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!

Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!

Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.
by alittlebirdvacuum July 7, 2011
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knights of the round table

when a group of men stand in a circle, unzip there pants and a girl procedes to suck the dicks in a circle
Hilary gave an excelent knights of the round table. The 5 guys were impressed.
by lavemoney13 October 18, 2006
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White Knight

Got some girls being butt-hurt? Got some white teenaged males with nothing to do?
Introducing white knighting! A perfectly respectable act of suddenly becoming chivalric and nice by the mere presence of e-boob.
GIRL: Guys, look. Look at me! Tits!
GUY: Dude, you're a guy. GTFO.
GIRL: NOOOO :(
GUYS: BRO, WTF, GET OFF OF HER, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. Hey princess, don't worry. It's always like that here.
GUY: Dude... white knights up in here.

Search Bungie.net for 'ITT: Post a picture of yourself!'

Enjoy the cable-free soap opera.
by nightingalefrodo June 12, 2011
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Kenith

1. A warrior-mentality type of guy with a strong hankering to cook dead things over an outdoor fire. 2. An incredible lover who is a bit kinky, creative and pays very close attention to the needs of their partner in the sack. 3. Rooted in gaelic, means "Best Friend". 4. Slang for Mr. Mom.
"That guy...he's a real Kenith in bed!"
by knottybynaturecelt February 3, 2010
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Knight Vision Goggles

One's ability to see chess tactics concerning the Knight.
With the White Queen on D3 and a White Knight on G5 on the open diagonal, Black to move, he plays ...g7 to stop Mate. Seeing the threat, Black was wearing his Knight Vision Goggles to see it with.

I noticed Magnus was wearing his Knight Vision Goggles when he sacrificed his Bishop followed by Nxf3+, Forking the King and Rook.
by DecemberTwentynine March 12, 2015
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keith david

Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.
Keith David is love, Keith David is life.
by Mr.tay May 24, 2016
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