Jump up my ass

a more subtle term of go fuck your self

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!

by the dame duck May 15, 2009

jump and fart

when you run and jump in the air and fart in someones face and run

robbie ran past jenny and gave her the jump and fart.

by sam and jenny January 21, 2009

Jump, Frog, Jump!

Ghetto slang used to jab or threaten a trifling skank.

I know you ain't fuckin' my baby daddy. Come at me! Jump, frog, jump!

by It's Queen Frostine January 4, 2012

jump off here

I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.

Them: So then he said it was benign but I should probably get it removed. And I said-

You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna jump off here. Bye.

by gmoneyfromdastpete June 20, 2009

jump someone

Jump on top of them and rutally fuck

Oh man! She's so hot!! Man if I could jump someone right now it would so be her

by Happybird432 February 9, 2015

jump seat sniffer

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.

Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"

jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache

by skyhag August 5, 2009

jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014