Job Application

Formal process in which an individual submits personal information, qualifications, and experience to an employer to be considered for a position.

Often viewed as intimidating due to its evaluative nature, it is especially feared by the individual Don WL.

me: "hey don hows the job application search going?"

don: *orders*
Then: AHHHH!!

Dom H: *cracks larry*

by Yprcn December 7, 2025

Job devil

The most feared devil in the chainsaw man universe

I fear no one but the job devil

by Leowra January 11, 2026

Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

Wind Job

a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth's winds bring a man to orgasm unexpectedly. The resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.

“I appreciate wind jobs" - Mitt Romney

by Dark Chocolate V2 October 17, 2012

fuck this job

What everyone should say when they quit their job.

"Fuck this job, I quit!"

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

Log job

When a turd is half way in and out of your ass and someone bjs it.

Roxanne is nasty, she gave me a log job last night.

by Kong Dong 69 January 25, 2020

Facebook job

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016