Jedreks are a clan of testosterone fuelled male animals living and hunting together in packs. There is a distinct pecking order that each member of the pack must adhere to at all times although this can be challenged if younger smaller animals feel they have gained the strength.
The youngest and smallest member of the pack is often referred to as the Ashley or the Jordan, this i a terrible position to be in the pack and can often be a pointless and miserable existence. Surviving on the scraps the others leave with the scraps coming at a cost when the older Jedreks slip in to his living quarters to physically and verbally abuse the poor little blighter.
The most dominant rampant member of the pack is a bald mangy looking animal with beedy little eyes that is often known as the jezza or the Jerry. jezza stamps his dominance by claiming the coldest dankest corner of the cave as his own getting the first choice of vermin to scavenge and paying frequent visits to the other pack members asserting his authority by penetrating or attacking the other pack members.
The rest of the pack is known as the Stavros or in the UK can be called the Steves. The Stavros have no real purpose they just do as they are told by the Jezza and will occasionally penetrate and attack their younger siblings to try and assert the dominance they know they will never have.
The youngest and smallest member of the pack is often referred to as the Ashley or the Jordan, this i a terrible position to be in the pack and can often be a pointless and miserable existence. Surviving on the scraps the others leave with the scraps coming at a cost when the older Jedreks slip in to his living quarters to physically and verbally abuse the poor little blighter.
The most dominant rampant member of the pack is a bald mangy looking animal with beedy little eyes that is often known as the jezza or the Jerry. jezza stamps his dominance by claiming the coldest dankest corner of the cave as his own getting the first choice of vermin to scavenge and paying frequent visits to the other pack members asserting his authority by penetrating or attacking the other pack members.
The rest of the pack is known as the Stavros or in the UK can be called the Steves. The Stavros have no real purpose they just do as they are told by the Jezza and will occasionally penetrate and attack their younger siblings to try and assert the dominance they know they will never have.
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