The aggressive inflation of a Man's testicles. This is most commonly caused by the discontinuation of his self-prescribed Adderall. On occasion, the inflammation of the testicles does not cease until they have expanded to the size of tennis balls.
Person #1 "Dude, my dick is so huge right now. I didn't take my Adderall today."
Person #2 "Oh sick, you have Jager Nuts? My cousin had those once. He ended up puncturing them with a rusty tire iron! They ruptured and sprayed his grandmother with Jager juice.
Person #2 "Oh sick, you have Jager Nuts? My cousin had those once. He ended up puncturing them with a rusty tire iron! They ruptured and sprayed his grandmother with Jager juice.
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Person 1: “Bruh this guy likes kids I swear down lmao”
Person 2:”Nah man thats jafer, he’s chill I can’t lie bro”
Person 2:”Nah man thats jafer, he’s chill I can’t lie bro”
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The most amazing creature known to man. Women look into his eyes and are lovestruck immediatly. This creature works for God and does everything to praise the almighty Lord. His female companion known as Sarai Del Rosario is also amazing just as him. Nick and Sarai strut the face of the earth bringing fear into all of the haters. He does not cry when he chops onions and the monsters check under their bed for Nick before they go to sleep. Be careful, one touch sends you flying to africa.God is his safeplace and music is his medicine.
The most amazing creature known to man. Women look into his eyes and are lovestruck immediatly. This creature works for God and does everything to praise the almighty Lord. His female companion known as Sarai Del Rosario is also amazing just as him. Nick and Sarai strut the face of the earth bringing fear into all of the haters. He does not cry when he chops onions and the monsters check under their bed for Nick before they go to sleep. Be careful, one touch sends you flying to africa.God is his safeplace and music is his medicine.
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