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Used to describe an injury where the pain is tolerable but still bad enough that it imobilozes you. A sprained ankle is a javered ankle whereas a broken ankle is just broken. When applied to an inanimate object javered means broken, no longer works, can not be repaired. If a javered object turns out to be fixable then it was never javered in the first place, it was just fucked. To javer something is to break something but as when applied to your self does not mean to break.
Gill: Watch me as I run through this brick wall Guy
Guy: Don't do that, it will not end well
Gill: You're right Guy, it did not end well and not my clavicle is javered and I am layer here on the floor in agonising pain
javered by Shweb0110 October 27, 2015
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Warm hearted soul, loves everyone, everyone loves him, but don’t try him because you will lose one great friend, versatile, big ass baby and always eating
If I had to choose one of my friends to marry, Javere would be #1 in fact the only one on the list.💙
Javere by Pogba(JB9) May 22, 2018
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Hamza Javeed - Less talk, more action.
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Salty Jager mains being salty about losing Acogs in rainbow six siege.
Dude, Those spawn peekers must be pretty jagered right now.
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Lads, I got totally and utterly Jagered last night!
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