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Used to describe an injury where the pain is tolerable but still bad enough that it imobilozes you. A sprained ankle is a javered ankle whereas a broken ankle is just broken. When applied to an inanimate object javered means broken, no longer works, can not be repaired. If a javered object turns out to be fixable then it was never javered in the first place, it was just fucked. To javer something is to break something but as when applied to your self does not mean to break.
Gill: Watch me as I run through this brick wall Guy
Guy: Don't do that, it will not end well
Gill: You're right Guy, it did not end well and not my clavicle is javered and I am layer here on the floor in agonising pain
javered by Shweb0110 October 27, 2015
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Warm hearted soul, loves everyone, everyone loves him, but don’t try him because you will lose one great friend, versatile, big ass baby and always eating
If I had to choose one of my friends to marry, Javere would be #1 in fact the only one on the list.💙
Javere by Pogba(JB9) May 22, 2018
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Hamza Javeed 

An Islamabad-based rapper known for his powerful voice, aggressive bars and uncompromising attitude.
Hamza Javeed - Less talk, more action.
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a girl who is mashed, has a good sense of humour and is obsessed with her cat. she constantly dyes her hair and stains her finger nails so when she goes to school people think that she soaked her hands in saalan over night. her hobbies are to right click the windows icon and blast music in her room whilst eating borboun biscuits. her best friend is even better than her (((myrahhh))
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javerea:no stop cappling on
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Jägered 

When playing Rainbow Six Seige, and you get killed by the operator ‘Jäger’
*Shoots Someone* Hah! Get Jägered!
Jägered by SSmithereen March 29, 2020
Salty Jager mains being salty about losing Acogs in rainbow six siege.
Dude, Those spawn peekers must be pretty jagered right now.
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the process of consuming jagermeister until you succombe to the inevitable process of being inebriated and falling over. Usually consumed in a "bomb" combined with a popular high caffeine energy drink.
Lads, I got totally and utterly Jagered last night!
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