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Used to describe an injury where the pain is tolerable but still bad enough that it imobilozes you. A sprained ankle is a javered ankle whereas a broken ankle is just broken. When applied to an inanimate object javered means broken, no longer works, can not be repaired. If a javered object turns out to be fixable then it was never javered in the first place, it was just fucked. To javer something is to break something but as when applied to your self does not mean to break.

Gill: Watch me as I run through this brick wall Guy
Guy: Don't do that, it will not end well
Gill: You're right Guy, it did not end well and not my clavicle is javered and I am layer here on the floor in agonising pain

javered by Shweb0110 October 27, 2015

Words you can keep

Javere

Warm hearted soul, loves everyone, everyone loves him, but don’t try him because you will lose one great friend, versatile, big ass baby and always eating

If I had to choose one of my friends to marry, Javere would be #1 in fact the only one on the list.💙

Javere by Pogba(JB9) May 22, 2018

Related Words

javered • Jagered • Javeed • Javerdan • Javere • javerea • Hamza Javeed • Jane Redmond

Hamza Javeed

An Islamabad-based rapper known for his powerful voice, aggressive bars and uncompromising attitude.

Hamza Javeed - Less talk, more action.

Hamza Javeed by Sana Kazmi September 2, 2009

javerea

a girl who is mashed, has a good sense of humour and is obsessed with her cat. she constantly dyes her hair and stains her finger nails so when she goes to school people think that she soaked her hands in saalan over night. her hobbies are to right click the windows icon and blast music in her room whilst eating borboun biscuits. her best friend is even better than her (((myrahhh))

myrah:omg is that a javerea i see over there
javerea:no stop cappling on

javerea by harym November 7, 2019

Jägered

When playing Rainbow Six Seige, and you get killed by the operator ‘Jäger’

*Shoots Someone* Hah! Get Jägered!

Jägered by SSmithereen March 29, 2020

Jagered

Salty Jager mains being salty about losing Acogs in rainbow six siege.

Dude, Those spawn peekers must be pretty jagered right now.

Jagered by Fuze_Main October 16, 2017

Jagered

the process of consuming jagermeister until you succombe to the inevitable process of being inebriated and falling over. Usually consumed in a "bomb" combined with a popular high caffeine energy drink.

Lads, I got totally and utterly Jagered last night!

Jagered by father Jimeco Mclauchliano March 21, 2010

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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