Jackophobia

1. The fright and unmoving fear of losing the girl of your dreams (Jackie).

2. The Fear of being separated from Jackie

3. Christopher's fear of losing Jackie the girl he loves more than anything

Chris has a jackophobia which bothers him almost everyday.

by WilsonBear123 October 21, 2010

Paris Jacko

An ugly, white, slutty, shitty tattoos having bitch that was born, because her mom sold her eggs to a black man and the black man paid a white male actor for his sperm. She claims she's mixed, but had sex with a racist with a confederate flag tattoo who was using her for fame, money, and a place to stay. She had to get his name tattoo covered on her body after he got done playing and using her.

Paris Jacko not mixed.

by Idcbitlol September 28, 2018

Jakob

A Jakob is a gangster who his very mean, A Jakob punches his friends for no reason. He also gets pissed of at stupid shit. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you call him a Eugene because it always looks like he is gonna shoot up the school. A Jakob usually calls his friends gay and calls them hoes. And their dads abuse them. He will never get a girlfriend because he always likes to touch their butt.

Oh no a Jakob is coming.
Run hes gonna punch me.

by Logan g 2323 May 22, 2019

jackoffalottajizz

An animal that looks like an elephant with a penis for a noze who ejaculates every 2 seconds

the jackoffalottajizz is the most amazing creature, it has so much semen it can kill a man in a second

by jay n gabe March 20, 2003

Jakob

A stupid motherfucker that belongs in jail. He sucks dick every night. Always says "what did you say to me nigga" in a high pitched voice. He chases people down like a fucking mad gorilla. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you shoot yourself before he gets there or else you will be a pulp.

Oh shit fucking run A Jakob is coming

by Logan g 2323 May 24, 2019

Jakob

A complete Bitch who unlike some of his friends is very sexual. He is awful and about as mean as satian. That Bitch deserves to be in hell.

hes a complete jakobv

by the bitch factor September 27, 2018

Jakob

Jacobs/Jakob, these names shouldn't fall under the same category. They are totally different guys. For instance Jacob with a C, is a nice caring somewhat tall person. Who is always there to lend a hand and always ready to hand out money for those in need. On the other hand Jakob's with a K are rare and dangerous. If you ever come across a Jakob you quickly need to run and hide he will only bring you tears and bad fortune and he is nothing but ungrateful. They are also

someone who is an attention seeker and will use instruments as the way to your heart if not instrument then some other hobby. Jakob's are self indulged with himself that he sees and only cares for himself. You give and give and give to him and all he does is take and when you have nothing else to give he will be done with you, consider yourself done. Remember stay away Jakob's with a K but welcome Jacobs with open arms because they are the type of guys you can trust with even your bank account number.

A: Hey Jakob don't you think it my turn on the drums?
Jakob: Um maybe next time *start playing dumbs and singing totally ignoring your question*

A: Hey Jacob how is it going?
Jacob: Great, how are you? How is your family? Would you like to go out to lunch? My treat!

by whoaoka August 1, 2017