Jägertainting

A word coined by the great Stephen Colbert around the first of June in 2010. Jägertainting is the act of (I assume) introducing Jägermeister to your digestive system via the anus in order to achieve an altered state.

Jägermeister is an alcoholic beverage that was made popular by comedian Dave Attell...

"Did you hear why the Daily Show was a rerun tonight?

I heard the ol JS went Jägertainting and the bottle broke. He's gonna be out for a couple of weeks..."

by final exit radio August 15, 2010

jägervom

The aftermath of one too many jägerbombs.

You were off the chain last night man, downed like 9 jägerbombs, danced till you passed out in a pool of jägervom.

by Tom Long August 31, 2010

Jägerwalk

J-walking (not using crosswalks) while sipping on some Jägermeister. (or a Jäger Bomb or Jägerdrank)
And also most likely walking in a very tipsy manner.

bro 1: hey, did you hear John got arrested for drinking in public?
bro 2: no way, what he do?
bro 1: apparently he was Jägerwalk ing and almost fell over right in front of a cop.

bro2: no way! what a Jäbronie

by Durdentyler69 November 20, 2010

Jager Bombed

A situation in which one person out of a large group drinks Jager and gets hammered while the others hotbox a hotel shower room.

I just got Jager Bombed last weekend by my buddies. It was Splendid

by aMillionAsians February 19, 2011

Jager Nap

Take three shots of Jager then take a nap.

Allen: How did you miss your final exam brah?

Chris: Shit I was taking a Jager nap!

Allen: Winning!

by loSmittyol May 6, 2011

Jakermantell

Is a man with a tendancy to accuse people of rape, in order to avoid being accused of it himself. He often partakes in Ninja rape, and also has a very strange maiting call, which can only be described as "rig, dig, dig, rig".

guy 1 "Have you heard about that guy, thats acusing everyone of rape? "

Guy 2 "Yeh, I reckon he has something to hide, and geuss what. He came up to me the other day saying "rig, dig, dig". I reckon he's a bit of a Jakermantell

by Giveroflight94 June 29, 2011

jager stew

The mixture of feces and jagermiester that the body produces the morning after a night of doing shots of jagermiester. Add Red Bull to thin the mixture

Man, I brewed a mean batch of jager stew after doing those shots at karaoke last wednesday

by falldowngoboom March 16, 2012