ass jacket

one who realizes he is an ass and thrives at it

Gene is an ass jacket.

by MiaFreeya October 8, 2007

cracker jacker

Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on

Look man, its cracker jacker. That must have been good chronic yo.

by Cracker Jacker January 7, 2006

movie jacker

You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.

Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.

Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"

by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010

Drunk Jacket

The original, more catchy term for a liquor blanket. A term used to describe one's inability to feel the cold once they consume enough alcohol.

"I'm getting cold, pass me another beer so I can get my drunk jacket on."
"What's that?"
"It's basically a liquor blanket, but a less nerdy way of saying it."

by moneybenny June 11, 2014

snitch jacket

The act of covering your face/head with your shirt/clothing while leaving the court after informing on someone.

BillyBadass: You see Pablo Picante covering up when he left the court?
DillyDuckets: Nurga had his snitch jacket on to the fullest.
BillyBadass: His days of ridin candy slab are over.

by Pankyrang July 11, 2006

Pot Jacket

A large parka worn usually by wiggers/stoners like brian used to store pot. The cotton is removed from the jacket and then replaced with pot and/or other illegal substances. These substances may also be placed in the very large pockets that are generally seen in this type of garment.

parkas with large pockets, trenchcoats (on occasion, and brian

by lionell March 23, 2005