Post 16 April 3rd letter update:
When a guy obsessed with a radish to the point of letting him into his room so they can discuss sinful things together late at night. Afterwards the radish arsenic poisons the t h i c c(forgive me for this outdated expression) clerk to death in the way she once did with her brother to troll her. Policemen are not working a real job, they can't hold trials and are married to procedural justice, so they are not respectable, the physiognomist thinks to himself. But at this point he's better off working with one because the radish might troll them too, and the radish is Jack The Ripper, so whatever trolling the radish will do won't be too fun for them.
Unless...the teamwork was a lie! Reporting back after the next 16 April! Signing off and yours truly, um... I'll think of a signature next time.
When a guy obsessed with a radish to the point of letting him into his room so they can discuss sinful things together late at night. Afterwards the radish arsenic poisons the t h i c c(forgive me for this outdated expression) clerk to death in the way she once did with her brother to troll her. Policemen are not working a real job, they can't hold trials and are married to procedural justice, so they are not respectable, the physiognomist thinks to himself. But at this point he's better off working with one because the radish might troll them too, and the radish is Jack The Ripper, so whatever trolling the radish will do won't be too fun for them.
Unless...the teamwork was a lie! Reporting back after the next 16 April! Signing off and yours truly, um... I'll think of a signature next time.
Jack: Actually, you know what, Philippe, Don't you think the human body is also a work of art worth exploring?
Philippe: Are you implying that you are interested in rearranging my organs?
Jack: Its getting late and I have something else to attend to, maybe next time?
*Few Hours Later*
Philippe(Writing a letter to Edmund):
Roses are red
The suspect entered my room under the guise of discussing art
Keigan's now dead
Cause we both fucked up.
...
P.s. especially you though
Jackphil has the mutually murderous homoeroticism affecting each other and afflicting others you only see in 19th century novels.
Philippe: Are you implying that you are interested in rearranging my organs?
Jack: Its getting late and I have something else to attend to, maybe next time?
*Few Hours Later*
Philippe(Writing a letter to Edmund):
Roses are red
The suspect entered my room under the guise of discussing art
Keigan's now dead
Cause we both fucked up.
...
P.s. especially you though
Jackphil has the mutually murderous homoeroticism affecting each other and afflicting others you only see in 19th century novels.
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Definition:
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