PULL A JESSE GONZALES

To be such a cocky jerk that no one ever wants to talk to you again

John: I"m the best ever, no one will ever touch me.

Lupe: dude, don"t pull a jesse gonzales

by A MAD FAN October 2, 2011

Jesse

the most beautiful girl in the whole world. yes, that's right, I said girl. only the prettiest girls are named Jesse. usually the feminine version of this name is spelled Jessie with an ie at the end, but not this girl. she giggles at everything and can break necks when she walks into a room. she is athletic and sporty. she can still look great with dirt on her face and a falling out pony tail. every boy wants to date her and all the girls want to be her. she is the most beautiful girl ever, inside and out.

jesse is the most wonderful girl ever

by godeyem8 October 15, 2015

Jess

An amazing girl who is too nice for her own good. She may have weird nicknames (like Chicken Mama). She never accepts compliments, but really loves to give them. She is very mature and acts much older than she is.

That girl is a Jess, because she is so nice.

by kasseieautumn November 13, 2017

Jesse Underhill

A social media star that didn’t post about BLM until his friends/supporters begged him too. He also has said the n word countless times on live and whenever someone called him out for it he says “Yo chill, I didn’t say it”. He is also a pedo and he hits on underaged girls and sends nudes to them.

Jesse Underhill is not as good as he seems <3

by idkyoufoff July 8, 2020

Jess out

To jess out is to be insanely paranoid about things that a 'normal' person wouldnt even notice

oh my god! did you just see the corner of that blind move?? he's watching us!!

dont jess out on me now

by ritathemaneater May 29, 2011

Jess'd

Getting Jess'd means stating something to a group and being totally ignored by the group. Later another person suggests the very same thing and everyone thinks the suggestion is brilliant. The first person gets none of the credit for the idea.

"I suggested we go to dinner and no one said anything. Jane said we should go to dinner and everyone agreed. I totally got Jess'd."

by RunningKathy October 17, 2013

Jesse

A true, genuine heartbreaker. He'll come across as irresistible, addictive, loving, kind, soft and sweet spoken, passionate, romantic, everything you've ever dreamed of. If you're with a Jesse and wish to stay with him, hold him close, don't tell him things you think he wants to hear, tell him things you know is true and honest. Don't lie to him. Don't wish anything bad upon him or anyone close to him. In the end, he will break your heart and it will take months if not years to get over him.

Jesse M broke my heart

by Fischer09 March 18, 2013