Literally the only thing getting me through this year.
Btw, all these two-bit MRA woman-bashing definitions from all the basement dwellers here are hilarious and pathetic. So what if they're not "real" models, or they wear tons of makeup, or don't work through an agency? Do you not have an imagination you can indulge in the fantasy with? Porn stars and even "actual" models are way faker, but you don't complain about them... right??
Btw, all these two-bit MRA woman-bashing definitions from all the basement dwellers here are hilarious and pathetic. So what if they're not "real" models, or they wear tons of makeup, or don't work through an agency? Do you not have an imagination you can indulge in the fantasy with? Porn stars and even "actual" models are way faker, but you don't complain about them... right??
Me: Check out the latest pics from my favorite Instagram models. They're so hot!
Neckbeard: *lisping and with a high pitch* She's so fake! Look at how much makeup she has on, and those pics are obviously photoshopped! She's not even a real model! She just strolls around in a bikini, snapping selfies. She wouldn't cut it in the actual modeling world, and what's mo--
Me: Man, STFU. You keep bitching and pouting like the loser you are. I'll be in my room fapping to her firm, round ass.
If you've got a problem with hot, young, and sexually liberated women stripping down to a bikini (or even topless or nude), doing sexy poses, teasing you with those eyes, sometimes bringing in her hot friends, and taking several steamy, sexy and high-quality pics, which they make available to the entire fucking world each day (if not several times a day) — and for FREE — then there's something seriously wrong with you.
Neckbeard: *lisping and with a high pitch* She's so fake! Look at how much makeup she has on, and those pics are obviously photoshopped! She's not even a real model! She just strolls around in a bikini, snapping selfies. She wouldn't cut it in the actual modeling world, and what's mo--
Me: Man, STFU. You keep bitching and pouting like the loser you are. I'll be in my room fapping to her firm, round ass.
If you've got a problem with hot, young, and sexually liberated women stripping down to a bikini (or even topless or nude), doing sexy poses, teasing you with those eyes, sometimes bringing in her hot friends, and taking several steamy, sexy and high-quality pics, which they make available to the entire fucking world each day (if not several times a day) — and for FREE — then there's something seriously wrong with you.
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