Skip to main content

walking on air

1. Happily drunk.

2. So happy as to be almost delirious; in a pleasant daze.
1. While Sarah was walking on air, she sang a completely stupid song.

2. When I found out my parents were getting me a kitten for Christmas, I was walking on air for the rest of the day.
by MissionDoll November 23, 2004
mugGet the walking on airmug.

air hoops

The art of playing basketball, only with a fake ball and an overactive imagination.

Useful in mainly, but not limited to, these settings: when in front of a mirror, in prison, in a living room, when procrastibating is not an option, and telling a story with probable embelishment.

Can be played by yourself or with others(real people or friends you made up)
Tard 1: Wanna go play some hoops?

Tard 2: Naw, I don't want to get all sweaty. I'm going to work on my jumper here in the living room and play some air hoops.

(Simulates shooting a basketball)

Tard 1: Dang, you smart! I'll join you. Hmm, maybe we should work on our pick and roll also!
mugGet the air hoopsmug.

air fryer

an air fryer is a machine that fries your air at home.
by ultradebil July 2, 2022
mugGet the air fryermug.

suck air

To audibly inhale air between clenched teeth or pursed lips as a reaction to something uncomfortable. Expresses angst.
To suck air connotes a feeling of dread. Clark Griswold sucked air before saying, "REAL tomato ketchup, Eddie?"
by the migster June 28, 2011
mugGet the suck airmug.

Air Mine

Quite simply a highly toxic fart left in a room when its main occupant is not present, to be discovered later when the occupant returns. This form of warfare has been outlawed by NATO but is still in use in many urban office engagement zones.
I left an air mine for Richard and it almost killed him.
by Tannasgh February 13, 2006
mugGet the Air Minemug.

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.
Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."
by Evil October 18, 2003
mugGet the Air Freshenermug.

Air Force

Controls nuclear weapons for the United States. Most unappreciated branch of the military. This is largely due to ignorance. Our planes are usually the first into a wartime environment to clear the way for soldiers and marines.

Many "soldiers" who look down upon the Air Force do not realize that there are many fighting members of the Air Force that are not Officers. While most of the enlisted force has noncombat duties, there are many career fields that place enlisted men in the field.

Combat Control and TAC-P are Special Forces that enter combat zones to fight alongside marines and soldiers and call in air strikes. PJs (Pararescue Jumpers) are the tip of our Special Forces, they jump into extreme combat situations to rescue Marines, SEALs, and Rangers. They have received some of the highest awards in the service, such as the Medal of Honor.

Even Security Forces (MPs for the Air Force) now have extended training on convoys and urban warfare since the war on terrorism started. Security Forces now performs convoys in Iraq and Afganistan, and conducts sweeps throughout Iraqi cities near Air Bases. The 820th Combat Security Forces Squadron were some of the first servicemen to jump into Iraq along side of the 82nd Airborne. Select Security Forces personnel also attend Phoenix Raven (advanced hand to hand combat) Training, as well as Army Ranger school

While most of the Air Force are slackers, there are a select few that are true soldiers. You will see them wearing berets and flight suits.
Air Force Berets are earned not issued, unlike the Army..
by Security Forces Hooah June 15, 2005
mugGet the Air Forcemug.

Share this definition