When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.
I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.
by Schmillerton January 11, 2013
Get the Dutch Bakerymug. by Trerry October 11, 2015
Get the dutch mouthmug. To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009
Get the Dutching the Vaughanmug. When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
Get the Dutch Dockingmug. Similar to a dutch rudder but the for the female counterpart. When another person moves the arm for a woman while she Paddles the pink canoe. A form of masterbation with friends.
by John Swan November 25, 2006
Get the dutch paddlemug. to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.
Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.
by Splashmaster December 30, 2012
Get the Dutch Touchdownmug. When you knock a girl on the head with your wooden shoe after or while having sex with her. This is often done by drunk Dutch guys who realize, when starting to sober up, what the girl actually looks like.
The tap on the head will leave her unconscious or at the very least dazed and confused, hereby buying the guy enough time to make a quick and quiet escape. In addition, the guy will leave the clog on the bed next to her so that she has something to remember him by.
When the roles are reversed the name for this scenario is commonly known as Clog Knockout. In reference to the shoe as well as the girl that was obviously out of the guy's league.
The tap on the head will leave her unconscious or at the very least dazed and confused, hereby buying the guy enough time to make a quick and quiet escape. In addition, the guy will leave the clog on the bed next to her so that she has something to remember him by.
When the roles are reversed the name for this scenario is commonly known as Clog Knockout. In reference to the shoe as well as the girl that was obviously out of the guy's league.
Male: Dude! Why didn't you warn me when I took that monster home! Now I just had to give her a Dutch Farewell when I was able to see in 3D again and noticed how fugly she was!!
Damn! That Dutch supermodel that I picked up yesterday gave me a Clog Knockout when she realized what I looked like. Well that will teach not to try and get girls that far out of my league...
Female: OMG!! I was feeling so great doing that gorgeous guy yesterday! To bad that when he sobered up and looked me in the face, he immediately gave me a Dutch Farewell...
I can't believe I let that ugly monkey take me home yesterday!! I really need to stop drinking so damn much! Thank God I sobered up and gave him a Clog Knockout before he got my pants down!!
Damn! That Dutch supermodel that I picked up yesterday gave me a Clog Knockout when she realized what I looked like. Well that will teach not to try and get girls that far out of my league...
Female: OMG!! I was feeling so great doing that gorgeous guy yesterday! To bad that when he sobered up and looked me in the face, he immediately gave me a Dutch Farewell...
I can't believe I let that ugly monkey take me home yesterday!! I really need to stop drinking so damn much! Thank God I sobered up and gave him a Clog Knockout before he got my pants down!!
by GMMC February 8, 2010
Get the Dutch Farewellmug.