Hypocrite

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Hypocrite: Man why do people even like -Random Thing- it’s so dumb I don’t like it so it’s awful

Guy 1: idk I just don’t like -other random thing- it just wasn’t very good and -

Hypocrite : bruh tf is wrong with you why can’t you just let people enjoy stuff smh my head

by Dinosaur’s May 17, 2020

HYPOCRITE

isa. its isa. thats your fucking answer.

person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite

by someone called mura May 17, 2022

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites

A group of hypocrites known to hate acronyms, yet, they call them selves TAAH.

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)

by Rybrotic November 14, 2016

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do something that they do themself.

Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!

by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019

Hypocrite

A person who tells somebody not to do something or do something, then proceed to do the opposite. Also known as grade 8´s.

Person 1: No playing video games! Person 1 plays video games. Person 2: You are such a hypocrite.

by riverskipper January 7, 2019

Hypocrite

Shanzay Sarosh Gems Wellington Academy Al Khail Born in Pakistan Claims Be Canadian A liar A pathological Liar May I Add She Also Has Smelly Pedo Brother Who Look Unhygienic Ty For Listening

Hypocrite is Shanzay

Shanzay is hypocrite

by Hamood Dxb 🩸🥶 August 30, 2022