Hooberstanked

Shitfaced before lunch time.

"I'm feeling wrecked."
"Mate it's 10:28, i'm hooberstanked."

by Gregory Marshall August 25, 2008

Hobby-Lobbying

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.

Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Kayleen."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010

hoobage

1. a generic term for anything
2. an unnamed appendage

1. Dude, where'd I put the hoobage
2. Dude, your hoobage is hanging out

by Thurston April 9, 2003

Hoobie Goobie

A cute slang word for sex between teenagers who are in love.

Hey Lovie, do you want hoobie goobie?

by Hank B. McCoy May 27, 2007

Hoobadoob

yes the monkey has landed

the hoobadoob likes Sean and will always be there for him unless he sux then he'll be like ur an asshole god DAMNIT.

by Cas November 30, 2003

hooblay

A very strange way to change the subject in an awkward conversation.

Can also be spelled: Hublay

Wife: "Give me a straight up answer. Are you cheating on me?"
Husband: "Hooblay, hooblay, hooblay!"
Wife "What the hell?!"

Gay Guy: "Please have sex with me!"
Straght Guy: "Hooblay, hooblay, hooblay!"
Gay Guy: " Your so wierd, gosh. I'm never talkin to you again.

by peanut28 August 8, 2006

hoobajackin

going up the mountain to have sexytimes

'Hey did you hear about Jack and Jill who went up the hill hoobajackin?"

"... who are you?"

by von luffer October 10, 2011