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hookup headsup

when you let a ex, usually recent or that you know still has feelings for you, know that youre hooking up with someone new. basically, so they dont hear it from a third party and get pissed you didnt tell them.
Carrie: so he's banging some new girl...
Angela: what? did he give you the hookup headsup?
Carrie: no, i had to run into pics of them on her myspace...
by waytotellme July 29, 2008
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triple headshot

the time during a match of any fps game in which three people are lined up and all killed by one bullet that passes through all three heads. once this has been acomplished the player must instantly run off and eat two steak and lamb pizzas.
player: FUCK YEA I JUST GO A TRIPLE HEADSHOT
observer: DAYUM NOW GO EAT THEM PIZZAS
by the rule book August 19, 2010
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Shit Haps

"Shit happens". Used to diffuse a situation or suggest that a situation is not as bad as one suspects
Dude: Man, I can't believe she dumped me.
Man: Shit haps, dude.
by Foust Foust Foust January 4, 2012
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spike heads

The process of putting small useless points on the head of a cars engine.
My WRX has spike heads that give me no power , but look really cool.
by autotech87 February 27, 2015
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Bristol Heads

A people from a town or city called Bristol. Such as Bristol, Ct. similar to saying New Yorkers. Usually the term Bristol Head directs to teens or young adults.
AMOS Bristol Heads only”
by Just a bristol head June 17, 2020
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Quantum Headspin

When you have a boner and lay down flat and start to spin on your peepee head and eventually you spin so fast that quantum mechanics break down and spacetime disintegrates.
Bill: "Hey man, I've been doing the quantum headspin alot lately. It sure does hurt!"
John: "What the hell is quantum headspin?"
by jj the large jet plane December 30, 2022
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Horton hears a toot

This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him
My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot
by RubyRubyRoo July 22, 2023
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