American Handshake

The act of shaking hands, where one party holds on to the hand while punching the other in the face, while still shaking.

After greeting his old boss, he gave him an American Handshake.

by Donavn Murdoc July 15, 2009

Romanian handshake

To perform fellatio or cunnilingus in an effort to secure favors or favorable treatment.

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."

by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2004

Persian handshake

When two individuals engage in joining hands, but as they do so they spread their fingers and one individual rotates their hand to a horizontal plane while the other keeps his or her hand vertical, resulting in a scissoring motion of the fingers. This act is seldom done in error. Its usage could connotate either a later scissoring rendezvous or membership in one of the many global scissoring sororities.

Person 1: "Did you see Mary and Sue do the Persian handshake when Sue came in?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think they're totally going to scissor later!"

by scissordome March 17, 2013

Hades Handshake

Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.

This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.

(hay-deez hand-shayk)

Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.

by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012

Sorority Handshake

The insertion of at least 3 fingers (up to, and inclusive of, the insertion of the entire open hand) into the vagina of one woman by another woman

Louie- Wow! She gave her a full Sorority Handshake, I says!

AC- My favorite thing in the entire world!

by Lou Skünt April 2, 2011

canadian handshake

A Canadian Handshake is actually a reach-around. It can be done on both sexes; on a guy it's a handjob from behind, on women it's a pussy/clit fondling/fingering from behind.

"Laura sat in the back seat of the car last night just so she could see if she could give me a Canadian Handshake without anyone noticing."

by lagmeister January 11, 2009

eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016