Nobby Handle

In the mid 1700s kings used these to rest their penis's in, they where small contaners. Kings stopped using them when King Phabopp got his chopped off by one.

I must place this long stick in your Nobby Handle...

by Strider January 22, 2005

Cat Handle

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.

I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

irish handle

To tie a shirt, preferable a white long sleeve dress shirt around a girl's waist, just ahead of her hips. Her hips lock it in place, so that during doggy-style intercourse the shirt can be used as a handle to allow for more forceful thrusts. Partucularly useful when intoxicated.

Thanks for lending me your new dress shirt, I'm sorry it got stretched and stained when I used it to put an Irish handle on your sister.

by Ovide Greyeyes May 11, 2006

over the handle

Being jerked off in a bar facing each other making eye contact near a fooseball table. Must start hard. Vicious jerk, all stem. No ball play. Being blue balled.

Meet me by the fooseball table for a very unsatisfying over the handle!

by Hank Goldstein March 22, 2008

Fag Handle

1. the loop found on carpenter style pants, more specifically when found on carpenter shorts.

2. a penis

"What do you got there on your pants? Fag Handle! Fag Handle!"

"He just walked right up to him and grabbed him by the fag handle."

by ATMJess June 15, 2007

umbrella handle

A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'

Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!
Boy 2: Dude, sick.

Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.

by Big.J April 20, 2009

Jesus-Handle

Much like a regular "handle" of liquor, a Jesus-handle is any quantity greater than 1.75 L of top-tier liquor. It is a colloquial for people who avoid the Godless metric system, and believe that sermons are best preached from atop a bar-stool.

"Sorority sisters just can't hold a candle

to the St. Mary's girls when they grab my Jesus-Handle."

by rhinofeeder January 22, 2012