Hampski

A person whom does not understand the concept of instant messaging. They will often take long pauses before responding to a message sent to them on numerous instant messaging systems such as facebook, aim, oovoo, skpe ect. Hamskis also tend to log out mid-conversation.

Me "My friend Hannah is a TOTAL Hampski, she logged out on me when we were doing our homework"
Leah "What a loser, i hate when people do this"

by HannahslaughingatADAMLZ! October 14, 2010

Hampersmitt

The small red pop-up that appears on a Facebook chat window announcing the number of messages.

Dude, the hampersmitt on your chat window says 26. Chill out.

by fbobsesser January 18, 2011

hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver

I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.

by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016

hampshire

Hampshires are one of the best pig breeds. They are headstrong and require work.

That hampshire won the show

by Horse_pig_me April 11, 2017

hampden charter school of science

A psychopathic prison that prides itself on its academic excellence. The inmates see it as a noun uncoordinated show of confusion.

Today I went to Hampden Charter School of Science.

by DBZFan239 November 15, 2017

Hampson

A white and fluffy cat that will wake you up with a sound similar to that of a small dying child. "Wowowowowoowowowow!" Until you give him attention

"Oh fuck off hampson its 3 am" *squirts Hampson in the face with a water bottle causing him to perform 3 backflips into the 8th dimension "

by Squirellyburly September 28, 2018

Hamping

The combination of hammocking and camping.

Some friends and I are bringing our hammocks to go hamping this weekend.

by Sean Spenstar June 11, 2020