mall hair

A type of hair style for teenage girls popular in the late 1980's and early 1990's. The hair style is characterized by lots of Aqua net hair spray and is sometimes crimped. The bangs are sprayed and then blown with a blow dryer as to stand up on end. Some of the famous people who doned "mall hair" are Tina Yothers, Tiffany, Julia Roberts, Shannen Dougherty, Charlotte Ross, Marissa Tomei and the rock group The Bangles. Most of the popular teen actresses of that era had mall hair at one time or another. Mall hair was very cool to have during that period of time for teenagers, but anyone who kept that style after the fad or when they reached their twenties were looked upon as being very uncool.

That woman would be very attractive is she just got rid of that mall hair.

by Joe Kritchell May 9, 2008

Hairodynamic

A hair style that allows air to flow easily over

The most hairodynamic hairstyle of all is to be bald.

by Hot Carl 1024 November 17, 2014

haircake

someone whose presence is unnerving (eg. like hair in a cake)

That guy is such a haircake

by ~Alindy January 11, 2008

hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

by Glittercup May 7, 2015

hair loopies

Hair loopies, a hairstyle typically worn by people of the Southern Water Tribe, and the Northern Water Tribe.

The term refers to the trend of Water Tribe women to wear two loops in their hair and connecting it to a bun at the back of their hair

I feel like I've lost part of my identity. Imagine if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her hair loopies.

by Giant Wonker September 21, 2020

Hair salonist

Someone that does hair

The hair salonist did an amazing job on my hair

by ConnieBiscuits February 7, 2021

hassel hair

hair style a la David Hasselhoff.

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary

by superbowl hater February 7, 2010