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hogglemorph

The act of taking a comment out of context and there by causing the comment to mean something entirely different - and likely perverse - than what was originally meant by the speaker.
1 -

speaker a: "its that switch thingy that turns a light on"
speaker b: "hahahaha, you said thingy"
speaker a: "your not going to let the thingy go are you"

the last comment by speaker a, out of context, seems to indicate that speaker b is currently holding on to a "thingy", when in reality speaker a was indicating that speaker b was likely to continue to harass him for using the word "thingy", not that speaker b was actually grasping a thingy

2 - usage
"man I just got written up because of John's hogglemorph of what I said to you in the break room".
by chuck7000 April 16, 2011
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haegler

earl has haegler
by habey October 25, 2011
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Hagglage

Hagg-l-age (hag-uhl-ij)

noun

The all-encompassingness of haggling.
It was a bear market at the suk this aft; as evinced by the trepidatious hagglage.
by Boninisms December 29, 2011
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Haggen Out

What a lot of people do inside a Haggen Food & Pharmacy.
I do not feel like Haggen Out inside a Haggen Food & Pharmacy, but I'll possibly go hangout inside a different supermarket.
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com December 13, 2012
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hawglegg

n. (hog-leg) eng. - big Black cock in her little Korean booty hole.
That little momma got the hawglegg while the kids played outside.
by Train Dodger May 8, 2013
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hangledangle

An awkward ball bag arrangement. To have ones jewellery uncomfortably positioned. To be squeezed into to tight spot, in public, with no obvious way of freeing the 'fella'. Also known as the 'mangledangle'.
Ooh, my jewellery is all caught up in me boxers. I've hangledangled myself and I am going to look a twat if I try and undo the tangle now, talking to the vicar
by Vexillifer68 March 4, 2014
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hagged over

after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.
...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.
by heythewhat October 23, 2014
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