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groind

To grind up on someone. Ideally, in the groin region.
I'm going to groind all up on Chaim this weekend.
by wickywacky May 9, 2014
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Groban

To Groban someone is to fart while receiving a blow job from someone and pushing their head down to choke on your dick at the same time.

This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
My chick complains that I fart too much, so I made her choke on it whike blowing me and farted at the same time... I totally Grobanned her.
by dubbglenn July 26, 2019
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Josh Groban

A young man with a voice that can only be described as beautiful. Many of his songs are about love and have heartbreaking and haunting melodies which you are quite happy to have in your head for many a day after hearing it. He sings using a rich voice and in a variety of styles. Many songs are in different languages such as Spanish, French and Italian. One of the most talented singers in ages, in the first phrase of a song he can convey a whole world of emotions.
Josh Groban is such an amazing singer, his songs are so beautiful that they make you want to cry.
by Darth_Vader December 31, 2008
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GroinKing

GroinKing is peter, he is sooo farken sick and no1 eva beats him!! i love that kid!
"GroinKing is betta than u Biatch!"
"For Shizzle Dizzle, No-one beats that Nizzle GroinKing"
by Peter September 20, 2004
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groin lion

Alex Gurunlian.
Groin lion's fucking Hattie again ....
by bugger off May 26, 2003
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groinade

Semen that is ejected into any beverage,stirred and poured into a cup ,glass or mug for consumption.
1. In Cocktail, Tom Cruise served many drinks but what everyone didn't know that it was secretly groinade.

2. Stiffler from American Pie was a victim of groinade when he thought it was a cup full of beer.
by shumbert May 28, 2009
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groin gravy

The clear sauce you put on a pussy au jus open-faced sandwich.
Growling at all the herbivores, he rose from the feast, not bothering to wipe the groin gravy from his mouth.
by The_Inventor_of_Shrimp February 12, 2005
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