Goon Dog

People who are known to consistently consume goon are colloquially known in Australia as Goon Dogs. Such people often claim to actually enjoy the taste of the boxed wine, thus usually making them masters of Goon of Fortune.

"Fuck me, Andrew is such a goon dog"

by Andrew (sixPAC) Turnbull July 02, 2006

goon sack

Dreadful cheap wine which many Aboriginals and Australian youths get plastered on. Comes in silver bag (sack).

Gazza, get your goon sack out.

by Kempsey June 01, 2007

goon squad

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.

Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Goon Punch

n.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.

Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice

Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.

Guy 1: Man, can go out drinking tonight as I don't have any money for drinks.
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!

by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010

goon shit

The act of doing things that are typically frowned upon in an unintelligent or unsafe manner.

You guys were doing some goon shit when you lit the hat on fire while you were still wearing it.

by T.K. Opps June 28, 2020

Officer Goon

definitely the coolest rapper ever. don't ever mess with him or else he'll kill you. straight up.

Officer Goon robbed dollar general and only received 2 bucks. yeaaaaaa

by officergoon April 30, 2010

Fake Goon

A fake goon is a person that wears tall tees over their hoodies and baggy pants while they try to snowboard like Lucas Magoon but are not as good as he is.

Logan Nowak is a fake goon.

by Goontown August 15, 2008