goober

A goober is one of those little fat kids with ambiguous gender, red lips, rosy cheeks, a shiny bowl-cut, and maybe a little food on his/her face. A goober always has a big, stupid smile on its face, and has a dumb, gargly laugh. It wears one-color, oversized pastel-colored shirts, and shorts without pockets, and Sketchers.

oh man, that's one funny lookin kid

yeah i don't let my children play with goobers either.

by Pski January 17, 2009

gooner

slang term (orig. London, UK) for stupid person prone to foolish associations.

I saw that gooner on Seven Sisters Road

by George Nussbender February 18, 2004

Goobered

to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface

Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.

by The Wig November 16, 2006

gooner

Oklahoma Sooner fan

The gooners are going to lose another game.

by Hook'em beat down October 2, 2016

Scummy Gooner

Basically Someone who supports arsenal.

'As that is the shittest team everr!'
FACT! - LOOK IN WIKIPEDIA ;)

U dirty scummy gooners!

Dirty gooners.

Shityy gooners.

and so on on.. you get the picture.

by FOOTYFAN24 December 5, 2011

Goober

Goober: a juvenile act of retardation;

A goober is when someone is acting goofy, in a cute endearing way...

by Armijo July 3, 2007

goober

A joint venture of Google and Uber in which ride-share drivers' cars are mounted with Street View cameras.

I've been driving for Goober.

by BR545 May 16, 2016