Garritt

A type of oval device used to stimulate the nut sack in order to induce urination. Typically used for patients with low sodium intake or high fructose concentrate.

It was necessary to Garritt after drinking a 32 ounce soda.
I just had a spicy meat ball, its time for me to Garritt.

by The left meat Clever May 16, 2011

gravity hit

taking a toke and holding it in while hanging upside down by your knees from the monkey bars

best to use a spotter so ya don't crack ya head open

That was a good gravity hit,totally sweet head rush now hand me the beer bong.

by the bomb December 7, 2003

Gravity Bomb

taking a hard spill, fall or wreck

I couldn't stay on my board today, I was dropping gravity bomb's all over the mountain!

by sks4540 April 19, 2004

Gravity

What keeps your feet on the ground. Turns off when drunk or tired.

Shit I can't walk!
Oh don't you know gravity turns off when you're drunk!

by lmfaoemogirl August 3, 2011

couch gravity

couch gravity is when you're being lazy all day long and can't get off the couch.

Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.

by fierle franz May 1, 2010

gravity

A Bong that floats with you after its usage

yo! yea hold on. I gotta hit the gravity first Dude.

by johnny fed December 3, 2006

gravityspoon

1) complete flamer
2)things u cant live without

ur such a gravity spoon big gay ed.

by ssttiinngg April 3, 2003