Vagrantal Groomer

Someone who grooms another person for their vagrant, or degenerate, lifestyle

"Leland is a vagrantal groomer. He got his shorty living in a TENT!"

by 4ineappl3 January 21, 2026

Vagrantal Groomer

A term created by 4ineapple to describe someone who grooms someone into the lifestyle of homelessness and vagrancy.

Have you seen that vagrantal groomer on YouTube, from fullestness?

by Niceflick January 21, 2026

Kan your garoos.

The act of going into someone's "garoos" and kaning them. It is legal to kan someone's garoos without consent.

I'm going to kan your garoos.

by Iorn ghost April 10, 2021

social media groomer

A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.

That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer

by Joejoedinks February 20, 2025

Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

Mr. Groom

Coolest teacher you’ll ever meet. Doesn’t like when you wear hats and can get peeved pretty easily. but still all around a pretty chill teacher. he may try to trip you in the cafeteria but it’s all in good fun. might throw your phone but it’s okay. nice shoes, hair is always slicked to the right

Student: i have mr. groom next year

other student: you lucky son of a gun!! he’s the best

by N1ckyPoo69 December 6, 2021