luis garcia

A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb

Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away

by insomniac16 July 31, 2006

GarfNart

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart is.

Falk is one big GarfNart.

by Lars April 18, 2005

Andrew Garfield

So fuckint hot and sexy and I would let him spit in my mouth he’s so ducking hot pls help me

“You see Andrew Garfield ?”
Yeah that man is so fine!!!😍😍”

by LilieishotAndawesome January 6, 2022

Gaffica

When someone parks there car diagonal across 2 or more spaces.

That asshole just gaff'ed his car.

by Art Vandely September 22, 2004

garf-nut

One who is garfing, i.e. eating like a pregnant lady.

How is my little garf-nut?

by Jeni February 18, 2005

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.

by Just a random anonymous person November 18, 2014

Marcy Garcia'd

When you swindle someone out of something that is not yours.

"I just marcy garcia'd that ice cream sandwich"
"You just Marcy Garcia'd that jawbone jambox"

by honey_badger July 15, 2011