Gooning

When a man becomes so horny they become retarded and will do anything for nut.

Cameron was gooning so hard he paid for a live video on redgif and was scammed out of $10,000

by Quadfather666 December 6, 2025

Gooning

Excessive PDA and/or loud sexual intercourse

Daughter: Let's go to the mall.
Mother: I'm tired. Dad and I went to bed late last night.

Daughter: It's not my fault you guys were gooning

by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

Goobing

The act of covering oneself In Phlegm

Person 1: "Dude I've been goobing alot recently and look how soft my skin is now"
Person 2: "Oh wow man! I need to start goobing too!"

by TheRotMan January 2, 2026

Gooningtasses

A goated friend group with an unexpected mix of people. Name originally derives from "gooning" (excessive masturbation) and the suffix "tas" which comes from Eimantas, one of the founding fathers of the group.

"The Gooningtasses are so funny, I hope they turn up to my party"

by Gingr09 January 7, 2026

gooping

The act of gooning whilst pooping.

Jackson was gooping a couple hours ago, that's why he had to end the call.

by gruguru January 8, 2026

Brain Gooping

When you have so much shit on your brain that you dump the dumpster fire into another website so you can have the clarity to be more mad at your issues than normal

“So I made this shitty pun and it was staying in my head and distracting me from my anger, so I did a good old Brain Gooping and now I’m better.”

by Handof October 16, 2018

dylan gooding

God.

Dylan Gooding is a God.

by 1234566633 November 25, 2021