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Kentucky Face Grader

An action that can be performed by either sex. On the male side...Shave your balls...wait a couple of days till stubble develops. After the eager awaiting of the stubble...drag your balls across your significant others face....leaving red marks...and if your balls are heavy enough....flesh wounds could possibly occur.

On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.
Oh god my face is killing me. I just woke up and I think John gave me the Kentucky Face Grader last night....oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.
by jt1224 September 7, 2009
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Gradedigger

When a boy/girl dates someone so he/she can copy their homework
Im only dating Stephan so I can access his homework an copy it. Im a Gradedigger
by starmonkey January 17, 2011
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hung seventh grader

a seventh grader whose cock is as long and thick as the average to large adult
"I used to only come around for George senior here," said the prostitute to her friend, "But i can tell you by expereince that the boy as already outdone his daddy."
by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004
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weapons grade

(adj.)
a.) amazing, spectacular, above ordinary.
b.) better than sex
person 1: check out my girlfriend over there!
person 2:shit dude, that stuuc is weapons grade ugly
by ma jones May 18, 2004
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gradeaux

A penis so covered in hair that it cannot be stimulated to completion. The French Creole term for wolf dick. Shaving a gradeaux is a gra-don't, as it only turns it into something more sinister.
Girl: "Is your penis typically obscured by hair, or is there a full moon tonight?"
Guy: " Look out the window bitch, this gradeaux is here all month."
by gradeaux master September 18, 2016
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7th graders

Really nice, sweet, funny, scary, interesting, people who can't get off of Urban Dictionary. They also tend to be really smart and good dancers and musicians.
I'm going to miss the 7th graders.
by Kimikiwiz June 19, 2011
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5th Grade

A time we wish not to remember

Everyone starts puberty and it sucks, the fsa was harder.
Bullyong gets worse
I hate 5th grade. I GOT BULLIED IN 5TH GRADE!
by SomeGuyOnlineCalledTodo June 20, 2019
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