kpop future

LEE CHAN or DINO of the group SEVENTEEN.

Dino, the kpop future

person A: Who is the kpop future?
person B: The one and only LEE CHAN

by wrenen August 19, 2021

Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.

1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.

by Arnold Long John March 11, 2010

The book of future

When you stop believing all females are queens and realize you don’t need these hoes to be happy

Guy1:bitches ain’t shit bro
Guy 2: finally read the book of future huh?

by Ed wuncler the third November 22, 2020

past future

The past future is a time where there are dinosaurs with robot arms.

Ex: What is the past future?

by Doodlerzs August 16, 2014

the future race

The inevitable conclusion of complete interbreeding. Where there is no longer any distinct race, but only one race. With the associated strengths of each race.

Dude you gonna hit that!?! She's not your kind.

Hey man, gotta get started on the future race.

by lagSpleen April 30, 2008

Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 13, 2009

cock future

An investment in condoms

"If you didn't wanna knock her up, you should've invested in a cock future"

by Sex_Joke July 13, 2016