Funderturpininigigins

Someone being stupidly funny, crazy, and ridiculous

You are being so Funderturpininigigins.

by Yancy July 27, 2019

Fundarms

Funk and underarms

Aye yeooo shordy smell like wild Fundarms

by @junebug November 3, 2019

fundament opening

A polite term for asshole

Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.

by Kontrolfreak February 5, 2020

Fundamnentalist

A stick-in-da-mud person who stubbornly/arrogantly believes in da strict, literal interpretation of scripture in a religion; actual life/historical facts and experiences be hanged!

Da problem with "Bible-belt" Fundamnentalists is dat --- figuratively speaking --- they don't have any extra holes in da cinch-up strap for their waistbands to allow for adjustments. But not everything in life is totally black or white, so problems and stubbornness issues are bound to arise from said lack of flexibility or open-mindedness.

by QuacksO February 5, 2020

Fundementia

A frequently seen but rarely diagnosed loss of mental faculties, regarded by some to be great spiritual awakening, while rational people recognize it to be a pernicious form of virulent insanity. Characterized by concrete thinking: that is, thoroughly mixed and firmly set. Also, notably, a bizarre amalgam of explicit details connected in vague generalities that sound almost plausible but on examination reveal wild leaps of loose association and magical pseudo-logic such as one finds in frightened two-year-old children's night terrors. See also Fundamentalist

He thought he was so sick he was going to die, so he had his Come to Jesus moment, was overcome by Fundementia and hasn't had a rational thought since.

by Aardvark34 May 3, 2020

Fundies

Fundies is a slur used against lesbians, lesbians are the only ones aloud to say and reclaim it. Fundies is what the homophobic boys, and girls, are saying when they are making fun of lesbians.

Homophobe: Omg! Is that a dyke?
Lesbian: Don’t call me that. It’s offensive.
Homophobe: Um.. I don’t think its offensive. I think its Fundies!

by thatl3sb1an July 24, 2020

Funder

A female who is a 5 (Five) and UNDER.

Funder's on Tinder, and other dating apps, have no right requiring any qualifications from a possible suitor.
Kyle's friend Tim asked him "did you meet any quality women at the bar last night?" Kyle responded "Naa, just a bunch of bar chicks and funders were out."

by anonymous December 13, 2020