Kontrolfreak's definitions

fundament opening

A polite term for asshole

Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.

by Kontrolfreak February 5, 2020

smav

Acronym for "smell my anal vapor," a saying infamously coined by El Duce of the Mentors. Can be used as a verb to describe the act of smelling ones anal vapor.

Example 1:

Neil: Damnit Bob! I know it was you who bombed the toilet!

Bob: SMAV

Example 2:

While giving my wife some head she farted; therefore I smaved her.

by Kontrolfreak July 28, 2016

money light

The check engine light on a vehicle. It is referred to as a money light since a vehicle with this light illuminated will not pass state inspection until the problem causing the light is fixed; naturally costing the vehicle owner money.

I just spent $300 at the mechanic but that damn money light is still on!

by Kontrolfreak September 20, 2018