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Acronym for "smell my anal vapor," a saying infamously coined by El Duce of the Mentors. Can be used as a verb to describe the act of smelling ones anal vapor.
Example 1:

Neil: Damnit Bob! I know it was you who bombed the toilet!

Bob: SMAV

Example 2:

While giving my wife some head she farted; therefore I smaved her.
by Kontrolfreak July 28, 2016

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A polite term for asshole
Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.
by Kontrolfreak February 05, 2020

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The check engine light on a vehicle. It is referred to as a money light since a vehicle with this light illuminated will not pass state inspection until the problem causing the light is fixed; naturally costing the vehicle owner money.
I just spent $300 at the mechanic but that damn money light is still on!
by Kontrolfreak September 20, 2018

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