yikes on fucking bikes

When something absolutely insane happens. So insane that a more intense reaction than wtf is needed.

Person 1: "Dude last night I made out with my stalker ex while I was plastered at a party." Person 2: "yikes on fucking bikes

by superkirbyman June 8, 2018

I’ll fucking kill ya

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt

Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya

by Flagsandbags September 15, 2018

easy gg fucking pc

Conclusion sentence for every english presentation.
Could be used instead of easy gg.

Easy gg fucking pc, Bro!

by bwolf8820 October 21, 2020

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021

Fucking Retard

A word used to show EXTREME STUPIDITY...

Little Boy:*shoves a batter up his ass.*
Little Boys Sister: You're a fucking RETARD!!!!

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 28, 2003

I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!

I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.

by Yetu December 26, 2012

fucking hell

A variation on bloody hell, only less British.

"Dude, my car just got towed."

"Fucking hell!"

by erin® November 26, 2003