flark

An underwater jalepno from a rectum, causing air bubbles to rise to the surface and make a very foul stench.

Jordan was in the pool and he flarked.
My God that flark was stinky!
Sometimes a Buatis Fratis Uv creates the same stench.

by Compton III December 30, 2005

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

by Puedro September 29, 2014

farka

a faggot

hey farka

by Jew July 7, 2003

farkass

verb: to use a lot of words to say nothing at all, especially when you're trying to hide your ignorance on a topic

noun: one who regularly uses a lot of words to say nothing at all

etymology: talking out of your ass but stinking at it like a fart

Josh thought he could farkass his way through his presentation, but his professor immediately called him out on being unprepared.

I hate when that farkass calls a meeting: he just talks in circles for two hours.

by Lavender Ale May 10, 2011

Fark

When your dog is barking at something stupid (like a branch) and then shits on it. They can still be barking while shitting,

Yo man I was about to hook up with this chick then my dog farked, and she got disgusted and ran away.

by JoggyBuddy June 8, 2018

Fark

I'm all farked up. I'm ready to go. I'm hot to trot.

I'm all farked up, I'm as toey as a Roman Sandal. I'm rearing to go. I'm filled with anticipation.

by Frank Blunt May 31, 2006

Fark

1.Being an asshole for no apparent reason
2.Being fat and obnoxious
3.Creating problems out of boredom

Our housemate got drunk and called us a waste of life, he was being a real Fark.

Mark drank all of Matt's lemonade and limeade. That fatass is a real Fark.

I thought he was cool, turned out he was a Fark.

by Lord Farkwar November 3, 2008