friend

The person you go to for lube when life fucks you in the ass.

She's a really great friend. She's seen me through some tough times.

by Xiamara July 14, 2021

friend

something you wish you had

A: Look at that girl, she has so many friends!

B: Yep, the exact opposite as you

by weird hoe <3 August 26, 2021

friend

fake

hey are your friends here?
no

by yaboi769420 September 8, 2021

Friend

Some thing you will never have
But there's a guy who will Never give you up, nor let you down, nor will he run around and dessert you

I don't need a friend, I got Rick Astley

by bignoobcoder September 18, 2021

Friend

Something you dont have

why dont i have friends?

by adkfhaskhdglk September 23, 2021

Friend

A person other than family whom one knows and has a relationship of deep affection, without any sexual or family relations.

Tom: I made a new friend today.
Fred: Cool.

by the random. September 27, 2021

Friend

Something you don't have.

You don't have friends, cry about it.
i don't have any either.

by TheGamingBoi2134 October 6, 2021