The little indent in the foreskin of a circumcised man. Is a byproduct of shoddy work from the pediatrician. Can only be fixed with more circumcision or removal of the penis.
by Foreskin Definer May 22, 2024

An insult used against people who are so fucking annoying that you feel a never ending urge to punch them in the face every time they speak
by Aldis_bin_raider_296 December 13, 2021

Person1: "Hey, have you seen the new foreskin?"
Person2: "Dude, it's been ten years since the accident... you should really start dating again... she would want you to be happy!"
Person2: "Dude, it's been ten years since the accident... you should really start dating again... she would want you to be happy!"
by Samtimewizzard October 28, 2020

The event of which your foreskin is permanently stuck in the position where it cannot be pulled down.
Ben: yo Gemma I can't pull down my foreskin I think there is some smegma in there.
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
Gemma: don't worry ben I will lick your foreskin to lubricate it
un-retractable foreskin
by smegyeet August 24, 2019

rumple foreskin
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
by Hunkle October 3, 2022

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!
Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
by Footjober February 16, 2025
